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@4 A P.C. Owner by an Amiga Owner - by M.S.C.
1) Someone who thinks that multitasking is a new idea.
2) Someone who is prepared to pay £1500 to play Doom
3) Someone who is a wanker
4) A Satanist ( see last issue )
5) Bill Gates
6) A nerd ( see above )
7) A ' grey ' person
8) A conformist
9) Someone who will orgasm when they get a game to work straight
away.
10) Someone who likes sorting out their autoexec.bat files and #7More>>
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their BIOS and IRQ codes and bollocks like that.
11) A git
12) Someone who can get SIMMS for £40 less than me ( see above )
13) An Unlucky person
14) Someone who can't multitask properly unless they have 150Mb of
RAM and a 3.0Gb harddrive ( and that's the basic minimum )
15) A gullible person ( read : who will pay £1500 for a computer
and then the next year, pay even less for a better P.C. ) THICKIE !
16) A git ( Oh, did I mention that before, what a shame. )
17) Someone with a reliable processor as958q23520451 error error
chipmem checksum cockup error thingie crappie intel shite.
18) Someone who thinks ( mistakingly ) that their system is the#7More>>
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dog's bollocks. ( Thickie )
19) Someone who doesn't realise that their computer is based around
the oldest personal computer architecture EVER and is backwardly
compatible with the shitest P.C. EVER.
20) Someone who is SSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thick, that ermmmm well
DDDDDIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEE BBBBBAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR.
Well, they're so thick that they are letting me describe them.
THE END ( Cause all of the above is a figment of my surreal imagination )
PPPPPPPPPPPP>>>>>>CCCCCCCCCCCC SSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRREEEEE
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEE DDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLLLSSS
WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKK ( or so I think ) #7More>>>
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@4 21) PC Owners are queer.
How many Intel Pentium engineers does it take to change a light bulb ?
Answer: Three, One to hold the chair, and one to screw in the bulb
( And if you get that one, you're as clever as devil, who thought it up )